Broakus	1) Hammer 2) Broken
Busload of Brain Surgeons	The last thing you would ever want to crash into. Really messes up your insurance.
Buttermilk and a baloney sandwich	A favorite meal from McDonalds and Burger King.
Crazy	It's where I'm going. Wanna come?
Donkey	Something that hurts a lot after a hemorrhoid operation.
Doopah	See "donkey."
Drunks	The people who out on weekend nights endangering you while you are driving.
Dum Lousy	A really annoying person.
Edible	A step above 'good.' (It's not just good, it's almost edible!).
Eleventy-seven	See Umpteen.
Eye tooth	If you wrap your tongue around it, you can't see what you are saying.
Fat Lady	Do you know one? She has a good place to put stuff.
Firetrap	The place you need to get out of.
Front Cellar	Only 7132 Guyer has one of these. A walled off section in the front of the basement.
Here	See There. I'm not there, I'm here.
Hölschnägermächer	A hole puncher.
How Long	A chinaman.
I'd better eat this before we throw it away.	Don't worry, no food ever gets thrown out
In the <x> locker under <first letter of x>	Where you could find anything in the Remaker household. All items were stored in their lockers.
Is the pope Catholic?	Yes.
Is the pope Jewish?	No.
Knute	Friend, buddy, "dude"
Liberated	How we got a lot of the interesting stuff in the cellar.
Penelope	A 1934 ford sedan. Black, of course.
Pickles	Are sour. Can you swim?
Platform	A place where the tree, trains and race cars are set up for Christmas, including the much sought after train/car crossing.
SA6-5854	How to reach 7132 Guyer back in the days of yore
Sandbox	Airport
Shore Box	Place to stuff the weekend essentials before traveling to the shore.
Singing lessons	Bet you never knew he took them.
Skates	Shoes.
Sprechen sie Deutch?	Droppen ze dead.
Statue	A greeting, as in "Is statue?"
Stoonad	Stupid person.
Sweet Misery of Life	At last I found you! (Hmmmm!)
There	See Here. Are you there?
This high	How high you were able to raise your arm before the accident.
Throne Room	Place where the throne, sink, and bathtub are.
Timbuk-three	Due west of Timbuktu.
Two dirty men	A musical tribute to some fellows in a ditch.
Ubangi	U betcha.
Umpteen	A big number, probably more than eleventy-seven.
Uncletenna	Similar to your auntenna, only male.
Wooden Hill	Stairway to the upstairs.